SNL takes on Rubio, the Pope, Nugent and Fox & Friends

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Thanks to the official "SNL" website for posting the full list of corrections from this week's "Fox & Friends."

• At no time did our military fight a war against Cobra.
• The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
• Meteors are not coming to take your guns.
• It is not Roe vs. Dwayne Wade.
• Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.
• The Vatican is not accessible through a wardrobe.
• Food stamps are not used to mail food.
• Armadillo is not Spanish for "arms dealer."
• Navy Seals are not actual seals with laser beams on their heads.
• "That's not a knife, this is a knife" is not the Australian National Anthem.
• At no time did the passengers on the Carnival Cruise ship become zombies.
• Beyonce cannot hypnotize animals.
• "Adele" is a singer. "A Dell" is a computer.
• February is a month.
• Marco Rubio did not bring pasta back from China.
• The Staten Island Ferry will not give you money for teeth.
• The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.
• More people died from gun violence last year than from walking into elevator shafts.
• The Constitution did not "write itself."
• Bruno Mars is from Earth.
• There are no Americans in the Bible.
• The tie goes to the runner.
• Not all amputees kill their girlfriends.
• Zumba is not a secret form of Santeria.
• North Korea is not a Cloud City.
• A "pin code" and a "pine cone" are two different things.
• The kid on Modern Family did not start out in porn.
• Joe Biden's teeth are real and do not pick up radio waves.
• Polar bears are rarely "asking for it."
• Kobe beef is not meat from the flesh of Kobe Bryant.
• A "period piece" is not a movie that only plays during one week of the month.
• Plants are alive, but they cannot watch TV.
• A transgender is not a car that can be driven by men and women.
• Kate Upton is not dating a glacier.
• God does not sneeze electricity.
• The similar names of the North Dakota and South Dakota are not a coincidence.
• Even black people love Raymond.
• Mumford's daughters are not in foster care.