Monday, February 18, 2013

SNL takes on Rubio, the Pope, Nugent and Fox & Friends



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Thanks to the official "SNL" website for posting the full list of corrections from this week's "Fox & Friends."

  • At no time did our military fight a war against Cobra.
  • The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
  • Meteors are not coming to take your guns.
  • It is not Roe vs. Dwayne Wade.
  • Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.
  • The Vatican is not accessible through a wardrobe.
  • Food stamps are not used to mail food.
  • Armadillo is not Spanish for "arms dealer."
  • Navy Seals are not actual seals with laser beams on their heads.
  • "That's not a knife, this is a knife" is not the Australian National Anthem.
  • At no time did the passengers on the Carnival Cruise ship become zombies.
  • Beyonce cannot hypnotize animals.
  • "Adele" is a singer. "A Dell" is a computer.
  • February is a month.
  • Marco Rubio did not bring pasta back from China.
  • The Staten Island Ferry will not give you money for teeth.
  • The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.
  • More people died from gun violence last year than from walking into elevator shafts.
  • The Constitution did not "write itself."
  • Bruno Mars is from Earth.
  • There are no Americans in the Bible.
  • The tie goes to the runner.
  • Not all amputees kill their girlfriends.
  • Zumba is not a secret form of Santeria.
  • North Korea is not a Cloud City.
  • A "pin code" and a "pine cone" are two different things.
  • The kid on Modern Family did not start out in porn.
  • Joe Biden's teeth are real and do not pick up radio waves.
  • Polar bears are rarely "asking for it."
  • Kobe beef is not meat from the flesh of Kobe Bryant.
  • A "period piece" is not a movie that only plays during one week of the month.
  • Plants are alive, but they cannot watch TV.
  • A transgender is not a car that can be driven by men and women.
  • Kate Upton is not dating a glacier.
  • God does not sneeze electricity.
  • The similar names of the North Dakota and South Dakota are not a coincidence.
  • Even black people love Raymond.
  • Mumford's daughters are not in foster care.

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