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Thanks to the official "SNL" website for posting the full list of corrections from this week's "Fox & Friends."
- At no time did our military fight a war against Cobra.
- The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
- Meteors are not coming to take your guns.
- It is not Roe vs. Dwayne Wade.
- Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.
- The Vatican is not accessible through a wardrobe.
- Food stamps are not used to mail food.
- Armadillo is not Spanish for "arms dealer."
- Navy Seals are not actual seals with laser beams on their heads.
- "That's not a knife, this is a knife" is not the Australian National Anthem.
- At no time did the passengers on the Carnival Cruise ship become zombies.
- Beyonce cannot hypnotize animals.
- "Adele" is a singer. "A Dell" is a computer.
- February is a month.
- Marco Rubio did not bring pasta back from China.
- The Staten Island Ferry will not give you money for teeth.
- The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.
- More people died from gun violence last year than from walking into elevator shafts.
- The Constitution did not "write itself."
- Bruno Mars is from Earth.
- There are no Americans in the Bible.
- The tie goes to the runner.
- Not all amputees kill their girlfriends.
- Zumba is not a secret form of Santeria.
- North Korea is not a Cloud City.
- A "pin code" and a "pine cone" are two different things.
- The kid on Modern Family did not start out in porn.
- Joe Biden's teeth are real and do not pick up radio waves.
- Polar bears are rarely "asking for it."
- Kobe beef is not meat from the flesh of Kobe Bryant.
- A "period piece" is not a movie that only plays during one week of the month.
- Plants are alive, but they cannot watch TV.
- A transgender is not a car that can be driven by men and women.
- Kate Upton is not dating a glacier.
- God does not sneeze electricity.
- The similar names of the North Dakota and South Dakota are not a coincidence.
- Even black people love Raymond.
- Mumford's daughters are not in foster care.
