SNL takes on Rubio, the Pope, Nugent and Fox & Friends

*LOL*






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Thanks to the official "SNL" website for posting the full list of corrections from this week's "Fox & Friends."

• At no time did our military fight a war against Cobra.
• The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
• Meteors are not coming to take your guns.
• It is not Roe vs. Dwayne Wade.
• Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.
• The Vatican is not accessible through a wardrobe.
• Food stamps are not used to mail food.
• Armadillo is not Spanish for "arms dealer."
• Navy Seals are not actual seals with laser beams on their heads.
• "That's not a knife, this is a knife" is not the Australian National Anthem.
• At no time did the passengers on the Carnival Cruise ship become zombies.
• Beyonce cannot hypnotize animals.
• "Adele" is a singer. "A Dell" is a computer.
• February is a month.
• Marco Rubio did not bring pasta back from China.
• The Staten Island Ferry will not give you money for teeth.
• The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.
• More people died from gun violence last year than from walking into elevator shafts.
• The Constitution did not "write itself."
• Bruno Mars is from Earth.
• There are no Americans in the Bible.
• The tie goes to the runner.
• Not all amputees kill their girlfriends.
• Zumba is not a secret form of Santeria.
• North Korea is not a Cloud City.
• A "pin code" and a "pine cone" are two different things.
• The kid on Modern Family did not start out in porn.
• Joe Biden's teeth are real and do not pick up radio waves.
• Polar bears are rarely "asking for it."
• Kobe beef is not meat from the flesh of Kobe Bryant.
• A "period piece" is not a movie that only plays during one week of the month.
• Plants are alive, but they cannot watch TV.
• A transgender is not a car that can be driven by men and women.
• Kate Upton is not dating a glacier.
• God does not sneeze electricity.
• The similar names of the North Dakota and South Dakota are not a coincidence.
• Even black people love Raymond.
• Mumford's daughters are not in foster care.

Video Responses to Newtown Massacre

Saturday Night Live opened with a sweet Children's Choir singing "Silent Night."


Tribute with Names of the Victims from ABC News:



From Political Carnival - a video montage of news and comments about the tragedy entitled: "Another Day, Another Shooting."



This is one asks "Is There Christmas in Heaven." Get tissues.

SNL Paints Boehner as Bullied by Tea Party

source: gifs from last night

Obama agrees to not raise taxes over the fiscal cliff because he takes pity on John Boehner, depantsed by GOP bullies in the ladies restroom, then pelted with rotten eggs in a burned-out warehouse.

The President: "Leave this poor orange man alone!"

Ha! :)

Gov. Chris Christie on SNL

LOL - Chris Christie could easily do comedy if politics gets old.

Videos Snarking the Vice Presidential Debate

The jokes from the Biden - Ryan debate almost wrote themselves. Here's the Gregory Brothers Autotune as well as Saturday Night Live's funny spin on the debate.

Big Bird on Saturday Night Live

Big Bird stayed up past his bedtime to appear on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update last night. He chose not to confront Mitt Romney over possibly firing him from Sesame Street, saying he didn't want to "ruffle any feathers." But he did make a debate joke and was his ever-charming childlike self.



Conan O'Brien had his own spin on Romney "killing" Big Bird:



And Rick Santorum made this disturbing remark on CNN:



via gifsfln on tumblr
Rick Santorum on CNN's Piers Morgan Tonight, October 4, 2012

MORGAN: Finally, would you kill Big Bird?

SANTORUM: Well, as a matter of fact, I voted to kill Big Bird in the past. I have a record there that I have to disclose. That doesn't mean I don't like Big Bird. You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don't know. That's probably that. Can we go back on that one?

MORGAN: That was beautifully badly phrased. I think we should end on that note, just to let you feel really uncomfortable. You can kill things but still like them, Rick Santorum. What a perfect way to end the interview.

Big Bird Art is rampant on the internet since Romney chose to target PBS last week in the first Presidential debate:

Mitt's New Plan: Go See Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

I think a little more bloodletting and some boar's vomit, and he'll be just fine.
~ Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

Mitt Romney wants everything to go back to the 1950s when people paid doctor bills with hickory nuts and the poor just fended for themselves.

"Well, we do provide care for people who don't have insurance. If someone has a heart attack, they don't sit in their apartment and die. We pick them up in an ambulance, and take them to the hospital, and give them care. And different states have different ways of providing for that care."
~ Mitt Romney in an interview with Scott Pelley of CBS's "60 Minutes" that aired Sunday night

His new Health Care plan is actually a rip-off of a Democrat - Alan Grayson of Florida. Remember what he said?

"If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly."


In fact, it's easy to believe that Mitt has become so retro in his ideas, maybe thanks to High Inquisitor and Rape Expert Paul Ryan, that he wants to go much further back . . . to the Middle Ages.

Joan: Will she be alright?

Theodoric of York: Well, I'll do everything humanly possible. Unfortunately, we barbers aren't gods. You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Isabelle is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.

Hmm, he went to the Todd Akin school of Medicine!

Joan: You charlatan! You killed my daughter, just like you killed most of my other children! Why don't you admit it! You don't know what you're doing!

Theodoric of York: [ steps toward the camera ] Wait a minute. Perhaps she's right. Perhaps I've been wrong to blindly folow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a "scientific method". Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [ thinks for a minute ] Naaaaaahhh!

Romney Skewered by SNL Snark!!!

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This is laugh-out-loud funny, so enjoy and Happy Friday! The guy who plays Romney, Jason Sudeikis is perfect, LOL. Also, I added the list of the "corrections" that Fox and Friends had to make just for one morning, LOL. It scrolls by too fast to see on the video.



The Bible was not a movie first.

Stalactites is not a childhood disease.

Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese.

Allegra is not a religion.

Jeremy Lin was traded, not deported.

The sun and the moon do not high-five as they pass each other.

Vaginas don’t look like that.

A dead person’s skull does not contain their memories.

Ron Paul is one person.

Not all cats are gay.

The Atlanta Hawks are a team, not an infestation.

Ellen DeGeneres never married a car.

Benedict Arnold was not a character on Diff’rent Strokes.

A wind turbine has never cut off the head of a pretty girl in a convertible.

The Tasmanian Devil is not the president of Tasmania.

Star Wars is essentially a work of fiction.

Al Gore never claimed to invent Nintendo.

Hawaii does not rotate every six months.

Neil Armstrong was not the first person to moon someone.

The Keystone Pipeline is not filled with Keystone Light.

Swiss banks are not “full of holes.”

Camp David doesn’t have a sister camp called Camp Denise.

Oogielove is not a sexually transmitted disease.

They did not name Mars after the Mars Rover.

Monica Lewinsky was never in an internment camp.

Six comes after five.

Kim Jong-Un is not the CEO of Yahoo.

Left-handed people cannot read your thoughts.

Lobsters are not “ocean spiders.”

Cat Fancy is a magazine, not a man/cat dating website.

The U.S. Postal Service never released a Kesha stamp.

“F” is not a blood type.

Parsley is not one of the Spice Girls.

Bolt is not a new action movie starring John C. Reilly.

LIBOR is not a giant praying mantis.

Old Navy is not one of the armed forces.

The letters in “Massachusetts” cannot be rearranged to spell “same sex marriage.”

Crabs don’t breastfeed.

Animal Planet is not an acceptable nickname for Telemundo.

Marco Rubio does not play for the Timberwolves.

Al-Jazeera is not the co-host of “Tool Time.”

Babies never “skip ahead” to being 10.

Angela Merkel is not a palindrome.

You can’t outrun polio.

The Negro League is not “back and better than ever.”

Latin Inches is not the Mexican metric system.

The Russian national anthem is not the U.S. national anthem played backwards.

Rocky never fought Lassie.

SNL Takes on Eastwood and the Chair

SNL shows Clint Eastwood taking his empty chair on the road. I think this is again symbolic of the Romney/Ryan roadshow. LOL