SNL takes on Rubio, the Pope, Nugent and Fox & Friends

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Thanks to the official "SNL" website for posting the full list of corrections from this week's "Fox & Friends."

• At no time did our military fight a war against Cobra.
• The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
• Meteors are not coming to take your guns.
• It is not Roe vs. Dwayne Wade.
• Zero Dark Thirty is not a diet soda.
• The Vatican is not accessible through a wardrobe.
• Food stamps are not used to mail food.
• Armadillo is not Spanish for "arms dealer."
• Navy Seals are not actual seals with laser beams on their heads.
• "That's not a knife, this is a knife" is not the Australian National Anthem.
• At no time did the passengers on the Carnival Cruise ship become zombies.
• Beyonce cannot hypnotize animals.
• "Adele" is a singer. "A Dell" is a computer.
• February is a month.
• Marco Rubio did not bring pasta back from China.
• The Staten Island Ferry will not give you money for teeth.
• The real Abraham Lincoln lived longer than 3 hours.
• More people died from gun violence last year than from walking into elevator shafts.
• The Constitution did not "write itself."
• Bruno Mars is from Earth.
• There are no Americans in the Bible.
• The tie goes to the runner.
• Not all amputees kill their girlfriends.
• Zumba is not a secret form of Santeria.
• North Korea is not a Cloud City.
• A "pin code" and a "pine cone" are two different things.
• The kid on Modern Family did not start out in porn.
• Joe Biden's teeth are real and do not pick up radio waves.
• Polar bears are rarely "asking for it."
• Kobe beef is not meat from the flesh of Kobe Bryant.
• A "period piece" is not a movie that only plays during one week of the month.
• Plants are alive, but they cannot watch TV.
• A transgender is not a car that can be driven by men and women.
• Kate Upton is not dating a glacier.
• God does not sneeze electricity.
• The similar names of the North Dakota and South Dakota are not a coincidence.
• Even black people love Raymond.
• Mumford's daughters are not in foster care.

Video Responses to Newtown Massacre

Saturday Night Live opened with a sweet Children's Choir singing "Silent Night."


Tribute with Names of the Victims from ABC News:



From Political Carnival - a video montage of news and comments about the tragedy entitled: "Another Day, Another Shooting."



This is one asks "Is There Christmas in Heaven." Get tissues.

SNL Paints Boehner as Bullied by Tea Party

source: gifs from last night

Obama agrees to not raise taxes over the fiscal cliff because he takes pity on John Boehner, depantsed by GOP bullies in the ladies restroom, then pelted with rotten eggs in a burned-out warehouse.

The President: "Leave this poor orange man alone!"

Ha! :)

Gov. Chris Christie on SNL

LOL - Chris Christie could easily do comedy if politics gets old.

Videos Snarking the Vice Presidential Debate

The jokes from the Biden - Ryan debate almost wrote themselves. Here's the Gregory Brothers Autotune as well as Saturday Night Live's funny spin on the debate.

Big Bird on Saturday Night Live

Big Bird stayed up past his bedtime to appear on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update last night. He chose not to confront Mitt Romney over possibly firing him from Sesame Street, saying he didn't want to "ruffle any feathers." But he did make a debate joke and was his ever-charming childlike self.



Conan O'Brien had his own spin on Romney "killing" Big Bird:



And Rick Santorum made this disturbing remark on CNN:



via gifsfln on tumblr
Rick Santorum on CNN's Piers Morgan Tonight, October 4, 2012

MORGAN: Finally, would you kill Big Bird?

SANTORUM: Well, as a matter of fact, I voted to kill Big Bird in the past. I have a record there that I have to disclose. That doesn't mean I don't like Big Bird. You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don't know. That's probably that. Can we go back on that one?

MORGAN: That was beautifully badly phrased. I think we should end on that note, just to let you feel really uncomfortable. You can kill things but still like them, Rick Santorum. What a perfect way to end the interview.

Big Bird Art is rampant on the internet since Romney chose to target PBS last week in the first Presidential debate: