Top Ten Good Things About Voting Early
- 10. I'm not saying each early voter gets a cheeseburger, but I'm not saying they don't either.
- 9. It's vastly more effective than voting late.
- 8. You know who votes early? People with a backbone like a ramrod.
- 7. In a less crowded polling center there's more room to stretch out, linger, and relax.
- 6. If you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes. (I'm sorry, I'm being told that is not accurate.
- 5. Single and lookin' to mingle? Find that special someone on the early voting line.
- 4. Of course, there's the open bar.
- 3. Not exercising your right to vote is Malarkey. It's literally Malarkey.
- 2. Early voters receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump
- 1. Honestly, don't you want this election over with already?
