Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Poll: Congress Lower Than Vermin


Public Policy Polling has a new poll out that describes American sentiment towards Congress.

Complete Results Here

It's not surprising, but people prefer almost any vile thing to Congress, including used car salesmen, replacement refs, and even Colonoscopies. Ouch. Did I mention cockroaches? Yep, better than Congress.

What things are considered lower than Congress? The Kardashians, John Edwards, and the Ebola Virus.

How much lower can they go? Just wait till the Debt Ceiling fight! Maybe by then PPP will add the NRA to their list - they are sinking fast also.

Head Lice 67 Congress 19

Brussel Sprouts 69 Congress 23

Replacement Refs 56 Congressmen 29

Colonoscopies 58 Congress 31

Root Canals 56 Congress 32

Used Car Salesmen 57 Congress 32

Traffic Jams 56 Congress 34

France 46 Congress 37

Genghis Khan 41 Congress 37

DC political pundits 37 Congress 34

Donald Trump 44 Congress 42

Cockroaches 45 Congress 43

What does Congress beat?
Lindsey Lohan (45/41), playground bullies (43/38), and telemarketers (45/35). And it posts wider margins over the Kardashians (49/36), John Edwards (45/29), lobbyists (48/30), Fidel Castro (54/32), Gonorrhea (53/28), Ebola (53/25), Communism (57/23), North Korea (61/26), and meth labs (60/21)

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